Monday, June 27, 2022

LADIES, LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND TO YOU AND YOU ALONE

Ladies should always try their possible best when in marriage or a deep relationship by:

1. Call your man/husband by a pet name

2. Allow your man/husband exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge your man/husband when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when your man/husband is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you
behaved that way that annoyed him.

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5. Be quick to tell your man/husband "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his orgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of your man/husband before his friends and siblings.

7. Honor your man/husband's mother

8. Insist that your man/husband buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents

9. Surprise your man/husband with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food.

10. Do not allow the maid to serve your man/husband food when you are at home. Because you may lose him to her.

11. Give your man/husband a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him.

12. Smile when you look at your man/husband and give him
occasional pecks when you are out socially.

13. Praise your man/husband before your children sometimes.

14. Wash your man/husband back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in your man/husband lunch box or briefcase.

16. Phone and tell your man/husband that you miss him.

17. Dial your man/husband number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I love you.

18. If he is a public figure or a politician, gently wake your man/husband at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.

19. Tell your man/husband how lucky you are to have him as your husband.

20. Give your man/husband a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.

22. Always remember to pray for him.

23. Pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...

May God bless your marriages. Singles may you experience true love today and forever.
May non-serious people that will waste your time be disconnected in your life.

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

CURE for Chest pain, waist pain, back pain or arthritis.






If you  have a serious chest pains and you have tried different types of drugs or herbs to cure it, and the pains still remain, then this plant or leaf is the answer.


Go very early in the morning and uproot plenty of this plant.
 

Procedure: 

Cut out only the roots of it and throw away the leaves and others. 

put all the plenty roots of this plant in a mortar and pound it all together after this, soak in a clean water of about 4 litre full and keep it to ferment for 24 hours.

Start drinking a glass cup of it morning and evening for a week, you will never have that chest pain again. 

Don't forget to wash the root of every sand. Another way also is to get the root of this plant, wash it very well and boil it with water then sieve it and pour the water inside a 4liter container and take it a glass cup early in the morning and evening.

It works like magic..


Sunday, June 12, 2022

GUYS DON'T PASS WITHOUT READING





​​MAXIMUM EXTREME RANGE OF SXE IS 13 MINUTES

For married men and women only. Stay away from Tramadol

Men Please, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs ( Enhancing  drugs).

Depending on what side of the sxe duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.

But, according to a 2008 study of United States & Canadian sxe therapists, sxe that is 
“too short” lasts one to two minutes, “adequate” lasts three to five minutes, and some extreme condition is seven to 13 minutes.

It seems that anything longer than ten minutes is unusual.

So, why then has the issue of sex in marriages become a hard nut to crack.

Today all medications on the market has it written on their labels: s... xual weakness.

This is giving ladies the impression that the maximum Five minutes of sxe isn't enough making them pressure the men to seek for supporting aids (aphrodisiac).

The youth are dying early because of the usage of these drugs.

Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sxe is 3 to 5 minutes, our women are to be content with what their husbands offer them.




Men are also to remember that the pistle damages earlier than the mortar. Be wise and stay healthy and strong.

Men! Men!! Men !!!

 How many times have I  called you? Take note and beware.. 🔥 

Please send this to the men/women in your lives to prevent early death.





Tuesday, June 7, 2022

CURE WAIST PAIN WITHOUT ANY PAIN KILLERS


Pineapple leaves can thus do wonders to your health, and before you ponder further go and grab some boiled water of pineapple leaves to stay fit and healthy

PINEAPPLE LEAVES





Do not waste it any more, why complain of  inflammatory pains and waist pain. Make tea from pineapple leaves it. It wipes all pains in seconds, heals ulcer and cough too. It nourishes the body and it is better than poisoning your system with capsules, tramadol pain reliever  that do endanger life and cause ulcer.

Just boil and drink.


Pineapple Leaves contains
👉Calcium oxalate
👉Bromelin enzyme
👉Pectic substantial
👉Fiber
👉Cellulose
👉Pentose

Heals  Nose bleeding
For those of you who experience frequent bleeding from nose because of fatigue or stress, you can cure it by drinking boiled water pineapple leaves regularly. To make it a bit tastier, you can add some honey to it.

Drives away weakness
Pineapple leaves are also effective in curing weaknesses by providing energy and increasing blood circulation.

Boosts immunity
Pineapple leaves are also significant in boosting the immunity of our body by helping it fighting against disease causing microorganisms such as viruses, fungi, bacteria and so on.

Controls Diabetes 
Pineapple, being rich in fiber, is a great food for diabetics and intake of pineapple leaves results in improved blood sugar, insulin, and lipid levels.

Cures Diarrhea
Nutritional content in pineapple leaves can cure your diarrhea diseases, especially for those of you who experience diarrhea due to poisoning.



Monday, June 6, 2022

HOW TO EARN SELF RESPECT AUTOMATICALLY.

Self-respect is knowing you are worthy and treating yourself accordingly.

Respecting yourself is the first step toward understanding you deserve love, consideration, and opportunities like everyone else. Workout the following for a start.

1. Stop begging people all of the time.
2. Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
3. Don't be a liability.
4. Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
5. Reduce how you visit some people especially when they don't show concern.
6. Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
7. Stop entertaining gossips.
8. Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
9. Be an achiever by getting busy with your goal.
10. Respect time.
11. Don't stay in a relationship where you are constantly disrespected.

12. Be scared sometimes.
13. Be a giver more than a receiver.
14. Learn how to spend money on yourself that how people will spend on you.
15. Don't go to where you are not invited and when invited don't overstay your welcome.
16. Treat people exactly the way they deserved.
17. Except they owe you money, two calls ATTEMPTS is enough if they value you they will call you back.
18. Be good at what you do. Be the best you can be.
19. Don't envy people.
20. Always believe in yourself.

ZERO WORRIES!!   ZERO STRESS!!  ZERO COMPETITION...

Saturday, May 28, 2022

It cures sexually transmitted disease


DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS 3 ITEMS CAN DO WONDERS?
 
1. BITTER COLA
2.  BITTER LEAF
3.  MALT.

1. It cures sexually transmitted disease, staphylococcus aureus

2. It cure typhoid fever by killing the bacterium, Salmonella typhi.

3It is effective in treating herpes and chlaymdia

4. It is effective in eradicating infertility in man and woman.

5. It prevents prostate cancer. and other types of cancer.

6.It treats stomach ache, fever, bloating and constipation.

7. It prevents respiratory illnesses, such as fever, asthma, cough, bronchitis, etc.


Preparation

Get 7 bitter kola and a handful of bitter leaf. 

Please grind with stone and don't blend it.

 When grinding, ensure you don't make it too watery, just add little water.

Add a bottle of malt to the mixture. 

The function of the malt is to allow for proper dispersion by providing a liquid medium that the solids (bitter kola and bitter leaf) can be dispersed in.

When you mix with malt, you will then have a homogenous solution which is ready for consumption.

USAGE
You don't have to use a cup, look for a tea spoon and take twice daily. 

In the morning before eating and at night before bedtime.

Friday, May 27, 2022

HOW A PARENT CAN KNOW HE FAILED AS A PARENT IN BRING UP THE YOUNGER ONCES OR KIDS



1. If your kids dress naked on the street and you call it fashion or civilization. 

2. If your kids in primary and secondary schools have their personal andriod phone in the name of doing assignment. Get ready to raise rotten children. 

3. During birthday you dress you female child  half naked and post on social media expecting positive comments. Hmmmm.

3. Your kids have access to any channel of their choice in your television even when you are not present.  Be sure that you will raise vangabonds, i repeat vangabonds.
 

4. Your child is doing something wrong and no body can correct him/ her because you will always fight for him. Don't worry Govt will soon parade him/her on media. 

5. A teacher corrected your kid in school and he/she cried home to report to you. You organise a protest to the school for the teacher to be sacked. You no well andriod parent?

6. You went on social media defending your child for what everyone knows that he did wrong. Hmm your mumu never do?

 7. The father/ mother is correcting a child and you are there shouting please don't kill him for me ohh. I beg shift 😄😄😄.

8. You are giving a child of less than ten years old pocket money and say is for your weekend. I tell you, they will soon start visiting banks to enable them raise money for their Xmas and Salah celebration. 

9. You are expecting your child to become the bread winner of your home at less than 18 years old. The gun powder you are cooking will soon explode.

10. Your have the means to sponsor your children in school  but you told them school is a scam. Weldone 

11. Insulting your spouse in the presence of your kids. Calling all manner of names. Continue that seed you are planting. It will soon grow.

12. You bribe the school for your ward to gain admission, you do well, but watch out for his final results. 

13. A girl of 15 years in your house cannot cook nor wash her clothes by herself because there is an house girl in the house. Get ready to give him house girl when she is getting married. 

14.  Your child refuse going to church on service days in the name of I went to visit friends or busy with something else, and you kept quiet. 
Don't worry you won't be quiet at old age. 

15. You are pushing your children to just get  married not withstanding their interest. Just because you want to have grand children. Prepare a room to receive your divorcee. 

16. You want your children to read a course of your choice in the university, it doesn't matter if they can cope or not. 
Hmmmm 

LOVE, RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS AND MENTORING

A WOMAN AS A LIABILITY Vs A WOMAN AS AN ASSET.