Friday, March 17, 2023

๐Ÿ’ž AWAITING YOU IN MARRIAGE ๐Ÿ’ž

"Marriage sweet, marriage sweet"  

Let us try to discuss the following points about married couples. 

1. Your partner may be a snoring type: incase you hate snoring and maybe your destiny is to marry one, start doing vigil, get a pet pig ๐Ÿ– by you every night so that you become use to it ๐Ÿ˜… hope you have some popcorn beside you? 

2. Your partner may be scatter: you know, relationship is home for preparation. Forget the days you visit him and everything is neat. Marry him first and tell us the story. ๐Ÿ˜…

3. Your partner may squize the toothpaste his own way: two ways to handle this, start training on squising the toothpaste both in the middle and at the end so whatever you meet, that's fine.

4. Mood swingers: not Everytime he is likely to have a smiling face. If she is that type, get to know what turns him up and attack her there.

5. He is a man or woman of the people: if you are a reserved and quiet type, start hanging around parrots so as to get use to people in and out of your home

6. The television general: well, you may learn kungful to fight to have the remote to watch kingship.TV or any Channel. 

7.The begging lover:  this one, you have to beg and pamper. Well, just go on a learning degree to help you out that's love ohhhh.





8. The forgetting general: do you imagine after eating a nice okro/ogbono soup, you rush to the rest room and meet a nice-smelly pupu staring at you. Well, anger will boil in your stomach but daddy chukwuemeka has done it again

9.The jealous degree holder: if you are destined for this, just know how you would be sneaking at people around so you are not caught ๐Ÿ˜…

10.The kungful fighter: well, not every night you may want to be touched. But this one sleeps and throws leg or hands, if you marry this type, always keep warm water by the side to press your body when you awake

11. The one that can't eat without drumming his mouth: you know in his culture that's the way it's done. You get to crack your jaws you know . If you don't like it, I don't know.

12. The one that gets busy and forgets to wash inners: since that's your property, you may need to help out๐Ÿ˜Š

23. The play boy/girl: that sort of never serious type. Okay, you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes just scream; "baby! I'm talking to you!" ๐Ÿ˜…

14. The one that loves shopping: if you don't manage her well, money for the next meal will go shopping

This things, should make it sweeter .

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

Ladies pay attention to what you wear


Are you worried why once a man meets you face to face he nolonger picks your calls?

Are you thinking you are too beautiful nor educated or have that charisma the he needs or he is searching for?

Why do you worry all around say your friends, relatives and mates are getting married while all you do is keep attending their bridal, baby shower etc??




Let no one lie to you, men are moved more by what they see and certain attires will drop the love or affection he has for you from grace to grass and let me say this loud, men hardly tell you why they disqualify you, they just ignore and close the chapter.

Now some will say some men love ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป it’s a lie, responsible men are looking at what he will love to see under his roof the rest of his life, not rings nor chains at abnormal locations.

Preparing yourself for marriage is not bread and butter my beautiful sisters.

Before you jump from one pulpit to the other praying for marital chains and yokes to be broken, first of untie the one you took your own hands and tie. Parable for the wise.

I come in peace as I am led.

#Let Love Lead

Saturday, December 10, 2022

HOW CAN I MAKE A GOOD FRIEND OR FRIENDS?




"If I'm angry, I need someone to vent to. If I'm sad, I want someone to tell me it's going to get better. If I'm happy, I want to share that with someone. To me, friends are a necessity in friendship"

It's been said that 
little children need playmates while adolescents need friends.





A playmate is someone who keeps you company

A friend is someone who also shares your values.

Even the bible states that " a true companion is loving all the time and is a brother that is born for when there's distress" (Proverbs 17:17)


That's probably describing the kind of friendship than you found as a child at the playground! 

Fact: As you progress toward adulthood, you need friends who
1. Have admirable qualities
2. Live by praiseworthy standards
3. Have a positive influence on you
4. Have a GOD fearing concience 

Question : How can you find friends who fit that profile?

Monday, June 27, 2022

LADIES, LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND TO YOU AND YOU ALONE

Ladies should always try their possible best when in marriage or a deep relationship by:

1. Call your man/husband by a pet name

2. Allow your man/husband exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge your man/husband when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when your man/husband is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you
behaved that way that annoyed him.

BK


5. Be quick to tell your man/husband "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his orgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of your man/husband before his friends and siblings.

7. Honor your man/husband's mother

8. Insist that your man/husband buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents

9. Surprise your man/husband with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food.

10. Do not allow the maid to serve your man/husband food when you are at home. Because you may lose him to her.

11. Give your man/husband a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him.

12. Smile when you look at your man/husband and give him
occasional pecks when you are out socially.

13. Praise your man/husband before your children sometimes.

14. Wash your man/husband back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in your man/husband lunch box or briefcase.

16. Phone and tell your man/husband that you miss him.

17. Dial your man/husband number and on hearing "hello" just tell him I love you.

18. If he is a public figure or a politician, gently wake your man/husband at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.

19. Tell your man/husband how lucky you are to have him as your husband.

20. Give your man/husband a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.

22. Always remember to pray for him.

23. Pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...

May God bless your marriages. Singles may you experience true love today and forever.
May non-serious people that will waste your time be disconnected in your life.

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

CURE for Chest pain, waist pain, back pain or arthritis.






If you  have a serious chest pains and you have tried different types of drugs or herbs to cure it, and the pains still remain, then this plant or leaf is the answer.


Go very early in the morning and uproot plenty of this plant.
 

Procedure: 

Cut out only the roots of it and throw away the leaves and others. 

put all the plenty roots of this plant in a mortar and pound it all together after this, soak in a clean water of about 4 litre full and keep it to ferment for 24 hours.

Start drinking a glass cup of it morning and evening for a week, you will never have that chest pain again. 

Don't forget to wash the root of every sand. Another way also is to get the root of this plant, wash it very well and boil it with water then sieve it and pour the water inside a 4liter container and take it a glass cup early in the morning and evening.

It works like magic..


Sunday, June 12, 2022

GUYS DON'T PASS WITHOUT READING





​​MAXIMUM EXTREME RANGE OF SXE IS 13 MINUTES

For married men and women only. Stay away from Tramadol

Men Please, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs ( Enhancing  drugs).

Depending on what side of the sxe duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.

But, according to a 2008 study of United States & Canadian sxe therapists, sxe that is 
“too short” lasts one to two minutes, “adequate” lasts three to five minutes, and some extreme condition is seven to 13 minutes.

It seems that anything longer than ten minutes is unusual.

So, why then has the issue of sex in marriages become a hard nut to crack.

Today all medications on the market has it written on their labels: s... xual weakness.

This is giving ladies the impression that the maximum Five minutes of sxe isn't enough making them pressure the men to seek for supporting aids (aphrodisiac).

The youth are dying early because of the usage of these drugs.

Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sxe is 3 to 5 minutes, our women are to be content with what their husbands offer them.




Men are also to remember that the pistle damages earlier than the mortar. Be wise and stay healthy and strong.

Men! Men!! Men !!!

 How many times have I  called you? Take note and beware.. ๐Ÿ”ฅ 

Please send this to the men/women in your lives to prevent early death.





Tuesday, June 7, 2022

CURE WAIST PAIN WITHOUT ANY PAIN KILLERS


Pineapple leaves can thus do wonders to your health, and before you ponder further go and grab some boiled water of pineapple leaves to stay fit and healthy

PINEAPPLE LEAVES





Do not waste it any more, why complain of  inflammatory pains and waist pain. Make tea from pineapple leaves it. It wipes all pains in seconds, heals ulcer and cough too. It nourishes the body and it is better than poisoning your system with capsules, tramadol pain reliever  that do endanger life and cause ulcer.

Just boil and drink.


Pineapple Leaves contains
๐Ÿ‘‰Calcium oxalate
๐Ÿ‘‰Bromelin enzyme
๐Ÿ‘‰Pectic substantial
๐Ÿ‘‰Fiber
๐Ÿ‘‰Cellulose
๐Ÿ‘‰Pentose

Heals  Nose bleeding
For those of you who experience frequent bleeding from nose because of fatigue or stress, you can cure it by drinking boiled water pineapple leaves regularly. To make it a bit tastier, you can add some honey to it.

Drives away weakness
Pineapple leaves are also effective in curing weaknesses by providing energy and increasing blood circulation.

Boosts immunity
Pineapple leaves are also significant in boosting the immunity of our body by helping it fighting against disease causing microorganisms such as viruses, fungi, bacteria and so on.

Controls Diabetes 
Pineapple, being rich in fiber, is a great food for diabetics and intake of pineapple leaves results in improved blood sugar, insulin, and lipid levels.

Cures Diarrhea
Nutritional content in pineapple leaves can cure your diarrhea diseases, especially for those of you who experience diarrhea due to poisoning.



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